the powre to spel

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The power to unravel the toilet-paper towards you.

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The ability to transform in to a glass of water

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The ability to know if you're the only human alive.

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The power to fly only one inch off the ground

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The power to get extreme orgasms random, often in very awkward situations.

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The ability to pull open push only doors

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The power to make cottage cheese...With you mind!!

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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To shit bricks.

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The power to jump as high 1/2 / 2 feet off the ground

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The power to get anything for free but at a cost

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The power to see 2 min. into the past.

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The power to detect which kitchen drawers contain the silverwear at other peoples houses

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The ability to make food disappear from a plate by putting it in your body.

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The ability to perpetually masturbate.

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power to turn into an idiot once you get a scholorship.

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The ability to grow a third nostril.

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the power to win any video game with your feet but only when intoxicated

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The power to actually care what these people are writing.

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The ability to grow and retract your hair at will, but cutting it will remove the ability.

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The power to make people believe it wasn't' you who just farted

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The power to fly when you fart

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The power to be so perfectly blunt.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!