The ability to sleep but only when you don't want to

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the power to make ads 0.000001 seconds shorter

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The power to be invisible only when you're not in anybody's line of sight.

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the power to walk through any wall BUT the walls of the room you're in.

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The power to have the world's biggest cumshots, but to have a numb penis.

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the ability to kill yourself... twice

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thye ability to think that your in a buble and everything is flat

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The power to fart in public AT WILL..

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The ability to digest three types of earth elementals

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The power to laugh uncontrolably in public

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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The power to shit bricks, uncontrollably.

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The power to survive extreme temperatures, for extremely short amounts of time.

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The power to become black!

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The power to live in lava, but only when your cold

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The power to teleport to Northern Siberia with only a speedo on.

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the power to like mass effect 3

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The power to produce highly concentrated sulphuric acid in your sweat glands.

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The power to glow... in the dark...

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The power to hole 1 inch putts.

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the power to turn into celebs that evryonr loves to write about only infront of 1 million people

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The power to teleport but you must have walked to that place within the last attosecond

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The power to go Super Saiyan in the toilet

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The power to run at 0.5mph

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!