The power to start time.

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The power to ressurect anyone alive by killing them first. Works only 10 percent of the time...

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The power to jump over a sheep when you turn 10 years old

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The ability to heal someone by trying to beat them to a pulp.

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The power to produce fingernails at will that people can eat.

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The Power To Be Sent Back To Your Exam's And Then Getting All The Answers Wrong Making Your Intermittent Future A Dream And Your Mansion A Tent.

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The ability to avoid work when connected to the internet. Thanks, by the way.

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The power to to excrete fluids from your body after digesting food or obtaining liquids

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The power to heal yourself but only damage you inflict on yourself.

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The power to grow your fingernails at 1.5% times the average speed, provided you contribute three hours a day to meditation.

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The power to have 50%-78% water in your body

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The power to expel a slight breeze after inhaling.

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The power to read terms and conditions

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The power to fly, but only in microgravity.

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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The power to teleport yourself into a cell of a maximum security prison made from proto-adamantium, Damascus steel & Supermanium.

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The power to sharpen a pen

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The power to turn into wood once you go inside a wood chipper.

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The power of drawing perfects dog dicks, but not dogs at all.

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The power to see everything that will happen in your future life when you die.

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The power to eat the booty like a poor person's groceries

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The power to piss as if you were in zero gravity and leave your big piss ball floating in the bathroom.

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The power to seduce any woman but only if you're gay

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!