32% Levitation.

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The ability to explode. With no healing factor.

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The power to be fireproof under water

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The power to shoot iron from your blood

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The power to die

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The power to see other peoples dreams.

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The power to go in jail every time you are alone.

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The power of walk on the water if it is frozen.

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The power to never be surprised when the toaster goes off.

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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The power to change TV channels once a day but only on cooking programs between 9:00AM and 9:30AM

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Ability to be Stephen Hawking's stunt double.

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The power to turn everything you touch in to a plastic fork.

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The power to be writing a pointless superpower on a website about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

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the power to cry from drama movies but only when theres no girls around you.

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Normal handsome man by day. Moral: Man by night.

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The power to run at the average speed of a normal person running.

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The power to get rid of all advertisements, but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to display emotions at will

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The power to fart in technicolor.

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The power to know the name of every show while the title card is in front of you but only if you are holding cheap mango chutney

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the power to make bubles without soap

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The power to shoot money out of your hands, but only when your body is on fire.

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The power to hurt other people by hurting yourself, and you both sustain the damage.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!