The power to fly but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to look like yourself

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The Power To Fly Without control

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The power to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen

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The power to invent things that have already been invented.

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The power to travel back and forth in time by pressing your left elbow against your right armpit. It really works! Try it!

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The power to be a gamer

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The power to be skillful at everything but only while asleep.

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The power to go super sonic speed as long as you are tripping

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The power to know the ending of every movie after you watch the first 10 minutes and compulsively shouting it out as loud as you can.

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The power to teleport to any 3rd world country

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the power tho vomit your poop.

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Which one is more pointless? 1. The power to have all of Suprman power, but lose them every time you needed. 2. The power to have all of Suprman power, but only to die from exposure to kryptonite.

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The power to know what weather its gonna be like in 1 minute... in South Korea

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to be only be able to walk for 0.0183874662 ever 11.204882884832 days

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The power to eat razorblades, but only when covered in a mixture of antifreeze, bile and tabasco sauce.

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_/?\_ (?`_´) SON GET IN THE SCOUT TANK WE'RE KILLING THE SCAMMERS

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The power to teleport to Northern Siberia with only a speedo on.

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The power to read this text unless you can see it.

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he power to make mistakes

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To turn instantly water proof while eating a burito

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The power to wear comfortably wear shoes that are way too small.

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The power to change TV channels once a day but only on cooking programs between 9:00AM and 9:30AM

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The power to read the future in a language you will never learn to understand. Moral: I read that "thy comment expects a billion red thumbs"... WTF does that mean?

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!