The power to make cheeseburgers only when your tummy is full.

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The power to die whenever you eat any type of food

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The power to shoot money out of your hands, but only when your body is on fire.

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The power to be able to see words backwards, but not any faster than the average mentally handicapped person can read backwards.

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the power to fart the alphebet

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The power to do nothing with your life.

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The power to sleep while you're awake.

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the abilty to come back to life, but in a black hole.

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The ability to breath in a complete vacuum but nowhere else

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X ray vision on chairs

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The power to spell 'a' correctly

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The power to lock a public toilet door and climb over the walls with ease.

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the power to go back in time, but only back 1 second.

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The power to teleport randomly anywhere on the planet, once every hour

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power to turn into an idiot once you get a scholorship.

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The power to transform yourself into a perfect copy of your mother.

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The power to heal yourself once every hundred years.

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The power to look at the sum, but only when it's night

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The power to magically create a shampoo bottle in your hands but only when you're on the toilet

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The ability to fart like a zombie.

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Which one is more pointless? 1. The power to have all of Suprman power, but lose them every time you needed. 2. The power to have all of Suprman power, but only to die from exposure to kryptonite.

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the power to fold a piece of paper in half 8 times

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The power to let someone control your dick

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The superpower to know everything about the earth today after 2.5trillion years have passed

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!