The power to become a virgin but only if you've never had sex.

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The power to walk on water mixed with cornstarch and cesium.

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The power to not get shit d*ck

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The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

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The power to shoot webs, but only out of your ass

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The ability to transform escalators into stairs.

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The power to have a power.

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The power to make cottage cheese...With you mind!!

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The power to jump as high 1/2 / 2 feet off the ground

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The power to grow new teeth.

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The power to read and immediately understand any vanity license plate from Arizona.

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The abilty to change what your hair smells like every two years

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The power not to dance while you're in a coma.

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To shit bricks.

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The power of making your eyeballs bigger but without any significant improvement in your sight.

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The immeasurable power to thumb this up all the way to the top... or even at all... I mean thumbing it down makes a lot more sense... then again this is pointless as hell ;D Richter : Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSHHH!!!! Dracula: Ugh agh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh... Ahh!! Iiiiyoouu!! Play time's over, grant me powweeeeeeerrrrrraaaaaaahhh!!! Richter: Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSSSSSHHHH!!!!! Fire burning Dracula: Chug chug chug chug chug! Dracula: No, this cannot be!!! AAAAAAHHHH!!! Fire burning the picture: Tugshung, gshung, gshung!gh... Moral: Now I am just screwing around, I recently played an dusty old game Called Castlevania: Symphony of the night... best game ever...

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The ability to perpetually masturbate.

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The power to have super speed for 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 milliseconds a century

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The power that allowls peopl to speel incorrektly. :B

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The power to change laws if you're allowed to.

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The power to stop your self from moving for all eternity

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The power to have pointless superpowers

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The power to have backround music in your life.

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!