The power to own Greek, Italian and Irish stocks.

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the power to fart the alphebet

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The power to die when you change emotions

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The ability to make any girl hook up with you, while your penis is numb

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The power of turning to stone everyone who says to you "will u fancy a slightly racist T-shirt?"

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The power to lick your balls.

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Having a 5 second eidetic memory

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The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The power to seduce any woman but only if you're gay

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The power of attracting fired bullets

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the power to go back in time, but only back 1 second.

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The power to still believe in Santa Clause.

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the power to convince girls to have sex with you, but you don't have a cock

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The power to be invisible but only to blind people.

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The power to be a GOD with your imagination

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The power to gain 10 pounds whenever you eat something

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The power to use your penis as a lasso.

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the power to scream "I LOVE JUSTIN BEIBER!!!" when your freinds are around (you can only have this power if you and the freinds you mostly hang out with hate jb)

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The power to get stuck to doorknobs in dangerous situations

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The power to ride a camel when slapping a donkeys butt cheeks

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the power to type without looking at the keyboard

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The power to nail anyone you want (legally) but no one remembers, including you

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The power to grow fingernails.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!