- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to blink at incredibly fast speeds

The power to think of witty comebacks 3 days too late

The power to understand irony.

the power to walk on land.

to randomly self destruct at any time

The ability to pull Bleach Flavored lighter fluid out of your ass every time you see a modern feminist or a Jacob Satorious video

lol

The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

All of aquaman's powers.

The power to see everything that will happen in your future life when you die.

to be able to fly but only 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000001 millimetres of the ground and not even feel or look like your floating

The power to fly if you are eating.

The power to fuck any person of the opposite sex, but you're incredibly gay.

The power to die just by trying to use the word l...

The power to like any show

The power to feel like you're gonna sneeze forever

The power to eat soup with a fork.

the power to turn yourself into a toaster. once,

The power to eat pop-tarts as soon as they pop out of the toaster

The power to smile uncontrollably.

The power to stop time whenever you get stabbed in the liver

The ability to perceive the presence of light.... with your ears. (warning, blindness may effect abilities potency.)

The power to be hating when you see me rollin. Moral: ;D

The power of turning into a crushed can right after you got into a car accident.

Pointless Super Powers