The power to to think there are images in the clouds.

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The power to like any show

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The ability to generate bellybutton lint at will.

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The ability to just 1 meter high, but whenever you do so you lose a meter from your height, only to regain it when you hit the ground.

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The ability to teleport anywhere in the world on the first Monday of February at 4:00 am

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The ability to be telepathic but only while sleeping. So you just think it's a dream.

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the power to say the power to say the power to say the power to say.....

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The power of writte with our feets.

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The power to think of food

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the power to know if a movie will suck after you bought the ticket

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The power to fly, but only 1 millimeter above the ground, while moving at a speed slower than a snail.

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The power to not remember, the only problem, is that you don't remember having this awesome power.

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The ability to swim in water.

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The power to teleport randomly anywhere on the planet, once every hour

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The power to drink bleach in a gatorade bottle

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the power to type without looking at the keyboard

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the power to absorb gamma radiation, but no resistance to radiation poisoning.

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The power to fly 2mm above the ground

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power to fart through your mouth

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The power to change your emotions at will.

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The ability to look at someone and know the exact number of times they have farted in the past year.

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The power to make a child in Africa die of starvation every time you sneeze

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the power to guess anybodies breakfast

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The power to become encased in concrete at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!