The power to Insult people by accidentally saying something you didn't know was offensive to them. You adopted jew

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The power to immediately become comatose every time you blink.

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The Superpower to DEMAND thumbs ups! Moral: Is it really pointless? Consider this a social experiment of mine, I mean the "pewer" one made my day, thank you everybody, I am used to thumb my comments up myself so they stay a bit longer (being modest as always), thanks.

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The power to die at any moment you want.

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The power to drink parfume and not get disgusted

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The ability to stop only ONE bullet and ONE bullet only

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The power to open doors that are already open

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The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

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The power to sleep while you're awake.

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The Power to make miracle, now days there are no safe place in earth. We may died anytime

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The Power To Only Be Able To Move Yourself (including wheelchairs and all that) 1 meter in the entire life of the universe

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The ability to tell what a tire tastes like from 6 inches away.

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The power to look beautiful/handsome when nobody is looking at you.

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The power to have extreme S and M sex with Rosie O Donnell at will, you as the submissive.

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the power to fly, but only 1 inch over the ground

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the power to have powers (super strength,speed ,and flight) in a minute only.

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The power to teleport stupid people away from you - but they teleport to YOUR HOUSE.

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The power of turning to stone everyone who says to you "will u fancy a slightly racist T-shirt?"

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The power to die

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The power to discern the breed of a cat by the taste of its poop.

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The power to whant badly to have kids but you give birth to massive amounts of spiders, ducklings and some undefined type of small feline instead of childen

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The power to read minds but only when you're alone

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the power to fax people with your mind

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The power to complete a 100m race in exactly 100 seconds.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!