The power to yawn with your mouth closed

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The ability to fart like a zombie.

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The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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The ability to go on cheeseburger.com whenever you want, but only when the teacher is in the room

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The ability to lactate air.

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The power to both love and hate marmite.

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the power the to use hands when you already have hands

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The power to perform stan up comedy whilst sitting down

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The power to make infinite paper clips.

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The power to mind control inanimate objects.

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the power to tolerate all the crap superpowers

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The power to wash your mouth out with soap.

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the power to read captchas

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the ability to talk to humans

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the power to shit bricks

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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the power to kill plants in a desert.

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the power to go thru time by just seeing a watch when your going back where you started.

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The power to look really cool when sitting in a chair when nobody's looking at you

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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The power to fall up.

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The power to eat 2 hotdogs in the same bun

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The power to shoot liqiud gold ever 3-6 years only when you come across jesus.

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The power to be a woman

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!