The ability to perpetually masturbate.

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the power to absorb gamma radiation, but no resistance to radiation poisoning.

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the power to make a vagina taste like pizza

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the power to only get an erection when a family member is looking

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the power to give your enemies all the super powers in the world

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Apathy for the world. (Don't stop believing.)

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The ability to fart like a zombie.

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The ability to speak Latin but only when no one can hear you

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The ability to turn invisible... when noone is looking

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The power to kill yourself with a piece of paper.

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The power to be 6% fireproof

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The power to be a really good bowler, but only with a bowling ball that has the skull of your dead father embedded in its center.

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The power to telekinetically pick your nose and eat it.

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the ability to invent cheese and toast

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The power to produce wi-fi but with password no one knows.?

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The power to heal yourself but only damage you inflict on yourself.

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The power to shoot iron from your blood

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The power to create powers

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The power to walk on frozen water.

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the power to make the tip of a kangaroo's nose itch.

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The power to teleport anywhere at the cost of your life.

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the power to never be able to draw a straight line with a ruler

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The power to find Waldo after the looking at the same page for over 6 hours straight

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!