The power to go suicide

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The power to walk thru mud and not leave a footprint

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The power to have super speed for 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 milliseconds a century

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The power to paralyze yourself from the waist-up.

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The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

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the ability to stop writing ideas of points less super power.

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The power to turn everything you touch turn into a black person

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Being only half invisible.

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The power to set yourself on fire but be immune to flames

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The power to travel time at 60 seconds a minute

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The power to recite all digits of pi, but you can’t stop and you die when you’re done

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The power to propel urine at the top speed of the animal you most recently thought of.

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The power to easily persuade people to your opposing viewpoint

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The power to laugh uncontrollably in funerals

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The power to shape-shift, but only into: Rebecca Black, Justin Bieber, or Hannah Montana.

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The power to become CHUCK NORRIS! (if you are a teen) Which by activation you realize he is just a mediocre actor... and worst... over 70 years of age...

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The power to glow while under the sun

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The power to shoot a any amount of milk out of your belly button every July 4th at 2 o'clock

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The power to say something only when you have a mouth

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The power to have a V8

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the power to remove the white seeds from a watermelon over the course of two months.

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The power to immediately become comatose every time you blink.

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The power to text while driving and dies of cancer.

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the power to create bad superpowers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!