- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to read this text unless you can see it.

The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

The power to give yourself any disease, but not the power to cure it.

The power to turn everything you touch in to a plastic fork.

The power to tolerate the excistance of Richard Davison

The power to grab a cup of purple drank, Then drink it

The ability to replace your DNA with parmesan cheese.

The power of knowing every fact about dolphins

The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

The power to become square shaped each time you are on fire. Moral: Try rolling on the ground now bitch...

The power to become allmighty and imortal, all you need to do is to touch either Kryptonite, or adamantium.

The power to barf up a narwhal, but only on Wednesdays.

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The power to have everything taste like rubbing alcohol

The power to summon cops to arrest you

The power to turn shades of brown or red, but only when exposed to the sun for an extended amount of time.

Acid tears.

The have weak x-ray vision, while only seeing lead.

The ability to read. No wait that is actually helpful. Never mind.

The power to reseal bottles!

The power to have a power thats a power

The power of superman while never being able to leave Krypton.

the power to predict what you are going to post on facebook

the power to write about pointless super powers in universes that nothing exists.

Pointless Super Powers