The ability to give the best hugs in the world to people who don't need be hugged

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the power to count from A to purple

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If you shy of meeting girls in real life and find it easier on a computer and cam, you will have the power to pull 100s of girl every week local to you so go to www.sexigirls.co.uk and see the power you never knew you ever had to pull girls so fast.

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The power to touch your toes

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The power to be constantly reminded of the game

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The power to be light and stand against darkness. Moral: FU Destiny!

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The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

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The power to make yourself forget your life

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the powwer of have a WiFi everytime but don´t know the wep key

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The power to display emotions at will

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ability to have sexual intercourse with homosexuals like Levi Hahne

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The superpower to get your comment in the tops because you mistyped "the pewer to type backwards" backwards. Its a funny story actually, you people liked it so much that it skyrocketed past the correctly spelled ones and turned out top.. 40 or something? I am being modest here... just go into the popular sections and take a look. I would have told you it was me who wrote that super pewer but you would not really believe me would you? By the way thanks, it made me laugh, and I hope that is the same reason you thumbed it up, you people are awesome! Moral: It was me. (I mistyped the word mistyped itself which is grammatically incorrect by itself, now beam me up Scotty!)

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The power to control your own limb movement

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The power to make some else throw up only if u throw up on them

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Astral Projection. Distance: .3mm

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The power to speak any language, but only the ones that aren't spoken in the country that you are in.

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the power to make bubles without soap

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The power to defeat any ant you may encounter.

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Third armpit.

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The power to to think there are images in the clouds.

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The power to make your boss s**t his pants during staff meetings

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The power of being pointless

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The ability to turn on lamps through doors when it's bright.

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The ability to be invisible but only while playing the tambourine.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!