Having a 5 second eidetic memory

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The power to have your toe nails and fingernails be bulletproof.

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the power to write amazingly neat but only with invisible ink

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the power to know when the pope is taking a dump

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The Power to Power

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The power to (involuntarily) duplicate someone's wounds or illnesses by touching them.

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The power to lose 7-1 to Germany

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The ability to generate bellybutton lint at will.

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The ability to tolerate listening to Nick Cannon's albums.

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The power to turn acute triangles into equilateral triangles.

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The power to eat your own face.

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The power to be immune to any type of radiation, unless it has something from the periodic table.

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the power that will cut off your penis and just growing it back for every hour of your life

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The power to travel back and forth in time by pressing your left elbow against your right armpit. It really works! Try it!

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The amazing ability to hack peoples profiles only when they're logged in.

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the ability to grow a boner to an incredible size but only when you are asked to come up to the front of the class

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The power to disappear only when you're about to have sex.

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The power to go back in time, but only 1 second back and with a 10 second recharge.

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the power to tell Austin Zachrich to go pee

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The power of hearing peoples conversations but only on topics related to Shrek.

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YOU CAN WISH BUT IT WILL NOT COME TRUE -.-

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The power to levitate 0.000000000000001mm off the ground when going up stairs.

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Where to start? Ah yes...THE POWER TO NOT FREAKING DO ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to recharge batteries by licking them.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!