The ability to pronounce the word "rural."

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The power to like this power

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The power to see through things like locked cabinets, wrapped birthday presents etc. But only if you know whats inside.

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The power to skip the Kripp.

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The power to read View Terms of Services

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The power to write a moral under each comment. ( Just a thought: when did most of these become superpowers? I mean is women`s period become superpower? And becoming Justin Beiber? A superpower? I need to change my definition...)

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The power to be invisable but for only 5 seconds or the power to fly but only 2 feet off the ground.

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The power to make cheeseburgers only when your tummy is full.

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The power to turn into a sloth at random times.

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The power to kill someone with a knife

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Normal handsome man by day. Moral: Man by night.

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The power to turn your hair ginger at a whim.

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The ability to heat up an object by 1 degree for every week you hold it.

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The power to have hindsight.

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The power to have a power.

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to be one second faster than 5mph in any 80's arcade game using one finger to push the buttons

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to be invisible but only to blind people.

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The power to easily dodge any bullets from any weapons ever... as long as the bullets are made of cheese.

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THE POWER TO MAKE SHIT

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The power to actually care what these people are writing.

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The power to die when you use the letter e.

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The ability to walk on water, but only if you're Jesus

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the ability to make toast while standing on your head at 12:46 every Tuesday Greenwich Meridian Time.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!