The power to eat ass.

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The power to watch tv

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The power to teleport through open doors.

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The power to breath at will.

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The power to read everything 2 seconds faster than usual

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The power to telepathically fold paper.

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Being a freemason

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the power to see through hills , but only in saskatchewan

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The power to get a boner when you're horny.

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The power to never stop shitting.

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The ability to know if you're the only human alive.

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The power to find the droid you're looking for.

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The power to save all that time your new fast boil kettle has saved you

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the power to go back in time, but only back 1 second.

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The power to eat as many ice cubes as you want without getting a brain freeze.

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The power to detect which kitchen drawers contain the silverwear at other peoples houses

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The power of telepathy but only when you alone

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The power to temporarily give yourself a random STD.

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The ability to always wake up in time but never fall asleep in time.

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The power to see when people fart.

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The power to die at will.

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The power to be immortal, but only on 29th February.

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The power to shoot a gun with less bullets.

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The power to lower the temperature in the room but only if you're cold

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!