The power too shot seeds IF you are not alive

The ability to read minds, but it can only be your own.

the power to create carbon dioxide (its the stuff you breathe out)

To have the power of hindsight, which will allow you to see what you should have done previously or what other people should have done

The power to sharpen a pen

The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

The power to remember the funniest thing in the world and have a full on laughing fit, as long as you are at a funeral.

the power to convince girls to have sex with you, but you don't have a cock

The power to shoot webs, but only out of your ass

the power to have a dick in the box

The power to get anything for free but at a cost

The power to procrastinate when you ahve an exam coming up

The power to find gold in your nose but only when you pick it in front of others

The ability to swim in water.

the power to write only the letter R

The abilty to jump 50m in the air without the abilty to survive long falls

The power to hear people from across the globe, make people move with your own mind, and the ability to make people disappear from the Earth. Ladies and Gentleman, I call it MMORPG!

The ability to turn into any inanimate object, but you can't turn back.

The ability to have any destructive power... As long as you use it on babies or old people.

The superpower to speak from to anybody's asshole.

The power to give your grandma amazing orgasms.

The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

The power to grow your nails longer

The power to eat nandos

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!