to be one second faster than 5mph in any 80's arcade game using one finger to push the buttons

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to blow up when you blink

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The power to finish work instantly but only after the deadline

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The power to be invisible but only to blind people.

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The power to have laser vision but it is 2 times worse on your eyes.

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The power to cook pop tarts really fast

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The power to transform any cutlery into a plastic spork, but only when you're in life threatening situations.

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The power to stop bleeding 3-5 days a month.

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the ability to make toast while standing on your head at 12:46 every Tuesday Greenwich Meridian Time.

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The ability to fly, but only while you're touching the ground.

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The power to look at this thing - Browny the dow

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The power to grow fingernails.

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the ability to stop writing ideas of points less super power.

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The power to summon anything from any store, after paying 10 times its worth.

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The power to shape-shift, but only into: Rebecca Black, Justin Bieber, or Hannah Montana.

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The power to recite all digits of pi, but you can’t stop and you die when you’re done

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The power to mind reeds

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The power to make birds levitate as you walk by them.

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To be ALMOST able to run faster than a speeding bullet

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the power to shit with your mouth

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The power to survive in space as long as you have a working space suit on.

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The power to be extremely well-endowed while having sex, but only when masturbating

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the power to make a pillow filled with feathers into a pillow filled with fluff

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!