- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to tolerate all the crap superpowers

The power of finding an object that you thought it disappered in a black hole in your bedroom.

The power to wash your mouth out with soap.

the power to read captchas

the ability to talk to humans

The power to make your self drunk using only your mind, but only while your driving your kids to school

The power to look extremely bored and emotionless when typing "lol" or "xD"

The power to look really cool when sitting in a chair when nobody's looking at you

The power to fall up.

The power to be a woman

The power to flap your arms uncontrollably every time a hot girl walks past you.

The power to have no powers

The power to be invisible, but only when no one's looking.

Every time you clap some one dies

the power to turn yourself into a toaster. once,

The power to increase or decrease the size of your bones, but only your bones, not your flesh.

Teh pewer off havin noo sentense speeled rite.

the power to shrink 0.1 millimeter or grow 0.1 millimeter

The power to become Santa Clause, but only on the fourth of July.

The power to have the strength of 50 old people

The power to wake up to surprise sex in the morning... in prision.

the power to fart the alphebet

The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

The power to have every single power you can imagine but not able to use any of them

Pointless Super Powers