The power to temporarily give yourself a random STD.

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the power to copy super powers but no one has super powers

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The power that allowls peopl to speel incorrektly. :B

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The power to stop your self from moving for all eternity

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The power to phase through walls, but only when you're in an airplane.

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The ability to hid your cats right ear for strenuous amounts of time

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The ability to have udders for nipples.

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The power to see the past. Only the past. Never the present.

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Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The power to make high definition photo a hammer (with a red comfortable heated handle with LED flashing lights) appear out of thin air. (Oh, and on a 8"x11" piece of paper of course).

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The power to mind reeds

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To be able to summon old people

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The power to misspell when tyring to spell qukcily

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The power to piss only when sleeping.

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The power to make you`re penis really long! Like 500 meters long, and not being able to make it short(er) again.

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The power to know exactly how events would have turned out, had the last event gone differently

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The ability to turn into a tree in the amazon rain forest everytime you burn your pinky finger.

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The power to survive at absolute zero

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The power to fly but you can't go ten feet above ground.

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The power to be powerless

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the power to teleport to the center of the earth

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The power to only drink when your parents are watching.

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The power to get up early for school, only on the weekends

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!