The power to be so fast, that if you sprint forward you travel the whole world just in time to fuck yourself.

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the power to be able to blow air

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The power to have no powers

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The ability to be bulletproof after you get shot.

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The ability to teleport but you poop your pants whenever you do it even if your not wearing pants

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The power to display emotions at will

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The power to become Santa Clause, but only on the fourth of July.

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The power to sleep while you're awake.

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the powre to spel

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The ability to see through other peoples eyes but only when they're closed.

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The power to die while dieing

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The power of making toast land butter-side up

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The ability to run super fast, but you don't have legs.

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The ability to heat up an object by 1 degree for every week you hold it.

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mime-o-moid. The power to pretend to be stuck in a box, walk a dog and climb a rope.

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the power to jerk off

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the ability to make something that docent exists

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the power to like Liam Brudenell, That is pointless

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The power to melt into a pile of sentient goo, but be unable to move or change back.

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the power to breathe under water but only when yourout of water

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The power to glow in rooms with reddish purple walls

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The power to have your veins be a 1% lighter shade of blue.

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The ability to spit in random obscure crayola colors.

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The power to ride a camel when slapping a donkeys butt cheeks

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!