to have the power to dig a hole 2 milimeters deep in a century

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The power to make yourself deaf.

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The power to vote in a republican democracy.

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The ability to not be Batman

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The power to die when you change emotions

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The power to run faster that a chetah when asleep, but to move as fast a snail when awake.

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The power to read an animal's mind, but only when they're in a vegetative state.

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The Power to sit down only on chair made of knives.

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The power to be superman with no power's

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The power to always know the exact time.

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The power to live.

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the power to shit yourself when you sneeze.

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The power to have knowledge of your power.

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The power of telepathy but only when you alone

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The ability to turn into any inanimate object, but you can't turn back.

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The power to be an exceedingly homosexual man and be constantly surrounded by sexy women.

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The power to look at the sum, but only when it's night

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The power to eat nails and crap broken glass.

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The power to repeat any superpower listed and getting several points until someone discovers its just a copy.

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Be able to create fire with your hands but you are not invisible to it

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The power to make yourself not have a super power

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The power to fart out of your hands.

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The power to strangle yourself to death

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!