The power to melt into a pile of sentient goo, but be unable to move or change back.

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The power of micro penis.

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The power of reading your own mind.

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The power to summon a Genie lamp, that if rubbed allows you to wish for 3 pointless superpowers.

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Be dumb and gay like austin Calhoun

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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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to travel in time....2 minutes in the past exactly after..masturbation.... masturbation-time-loop...........

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The power to take in air into your lungs through your nose

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The ability to turn into a slightly damp sponge

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The ability to fly at will but only if you are zoned out

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The power to have super speed for 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 milliseconds a century

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The power to eat soap.

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The ability to propel yourself and others away from you by sneezing.

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The power to be able to get a key for a door on that does not even exist every 6 weeks

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The ability to fart pee.

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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The power to break your legs before hitting the ground after jumping off of heights

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The power to get shot when you're alone

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The ability to sleep but only when you don't want to

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The power to sing in Portuguese, but only when you're being arrested.

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The power to to do everything a normal human can do.

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The power to travel time at 60 seconds a minute

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the power to eat only one lays potato chip

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The power to set yourself on fire but be immune to flames

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!