The power to see 2 min. into the past.

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The power to eat as many ice cubes as you want without getting a brain freeze.

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the power to make the imaginary axix the best thinkers ever

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The power to fly but only when your eyes are closed.

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constantly flowing sexy anime hair.

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The power to walk thru mud and not leave a footprint

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The power to not be Chuck Norris.

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The power to hear people from across the globe, make people move with your own mind, and the ability to make people disappear from the Earth. Ladies and Gentleman, I call it MMORPG!

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The ablility to think of the worst racial slurs, but only when a member of that race is nearby.

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the ability to stop writing ideas of points less super power.

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Being only half invisible.

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The power to propel urine at the top speed of the animal you most recently thought of.

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The power to drive any Lamborghini or other shit expensive car you want. You still need to get a car like that though...

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the power to buy something worth 1.95$ when you only have 1.94$

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The power to stick your head up your ass

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The power to smell a fart before someone lets it out.

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The power to touch someone's face while watching rain burn.

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The ability to fly... But when your not in the air

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The power to pickpocket anyone, but only if you intend to place something more valuable/useful into their pockets to replace what you've taken

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The power to waste time reading this.

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Incredible Slothman. The power to move slowly.

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the power to make things out of thin air that dont work.

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The power to immediately become comatose every time you blink.

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The power to see other peoples dreams.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!