The ability to recognize any meme at will.

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The power to eat food, but as you eat the food you turn into a giant green monster and have to terrorize Japan for the rest of your life. As a result of you terrorizing Japan, McDonald's comes out with monster toys and Universal does a chi...ldren's movie about how monsters can be cute cuddly creatures in order to calm down those who are having nightmares at night because of your horrific actions in Japan. While in Japan though a mad scientist creates a unmosterification ray gun that heals you. Then you decide you have to go on an all liquid diet so over the course of many years you become impervious to drowning, in that time you also develop the ability to speak with sea animals with a sonar type ability. Thus rendering you as Aquaman the most useless superhero ever.

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The superpower to get your comment in the tops because you mistyped "the pewer to type backwards" backwards. Its a funny story actually, you people liked it so much that it skyrocketed past the correctly spelled ones and turned out top.. 40 or something? I am being modest here... just go into the popular sections and take a look. I would have told you it was me who wrote that super pewer but you would not really believe me would you? By the way thanks, it made me laugh, and I hope that is the same reason you thumbed it up, you people are awesome! Moral: It was me. (I mistyped the word mistyped itself which is grammatically incorrect by itself, now beam me up Scotty!)

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The power to be stupid reading this.

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The ability to change your weight

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The ability to read. No wait that is actually helpful. Never mind.

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The have weak x-ray vision, while only seeing lead.

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Super strength that works for a millisecond.

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The power to have a power thats a power

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The power to put your finger in your brain, but doing so kills you and achieves nothing.

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the power to make a fart that kills people when no one is around you

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The ability to change the color of your socks while wearing shoes

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The power to shit yourself on a really hot day with no change of underwear

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the power to write about pointless super powers in universes that nothing exists.

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The power to have your toe nails and fingernails be bulletproof.

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the power to write on cellophane

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The power to get laid by your right hand.

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The ability to generate bellybutton lint at will.

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The power to be able to turn invisible in the dark.

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to turn random things that you touch into water, like in a schick hydro commercial

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Being able to be invisible when no one is watching.

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The power to turn jelly into peanut butter, but only in quantities of 17 gallons.

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The power to instantaneously switch hats.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!