the power to like Liam Brudenell, That is pointless

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The power to get your comment 1st

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The ability to swim in water.

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The power to melt into a pile of sentient goo, but be unable to move or change back.

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the power to breathe under water but only when yourout of water

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The power to have your veins be a 1% lighter shade of blue.

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The ability to spit in random obscure crayola colors.

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The power to stop bleeding 3-5 days a month.

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The power to transform yourself into a perfect copy of your mother.

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the power to copy super powers but no one has super powers

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The power that allowls peopl to speel incorrektly. :B

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The power to phase through walls, but only when you're in an airplane.

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The ability to breath pre-chewed cereal.

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the power to make broccoli taste like asparagus

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The ability to have udders for nipples.

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Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The power to fly, but only when you're on a plane

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The power to see the past. Only the past. Never the present.

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The power to mind reeds

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The ability to turn cement into pudding

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the ability to make your penis more sophistcated than yourself

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The power to misspell when tyring to spell qukcily

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The power to piss only when sleeping.

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The power to make you`re penis really long! Like 500 meters long, and not being able to make it short(er) again.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!