- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to emit free wifi which the signal strength varies by your erection.

Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to speak only one language

The power of hearing peoples conversations but only on topics related to Shrek.

the power to ejaculate when a hot girl walks by

the power tho vomit your poop.

The power of even having a pointless superpower.

understanding every language only if you get insulted

The power to know what weather its gonna be like in 1 minute... in South Korea

The Power to breath while under a cup of water

The AWESOME Power To See With Your Eyes Open

The power to bread toast!

The power of 3 seond super strength,

The ability to enter the gender's changing room with no one noticing but losing the ability to see and feel.

The power of 50% levitation your legs would drag along the ground

the power to fly, but only when you poop

The power of learning

The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times, and just in case of trouble, you can change back by doing the same this time. (good luck jumping inside a sealed casket smartass.

The power to never be surprised when the toaster goes off.

the power to perminately bring jade goody back from the dead

The power to drink alcohol without getting drunk.

Having a bullet-proof skeleton.

The power to turn Wii controllers into broken TV sets.

The power to self destruct yourself 1 time and 1 time only

Pointless Super Powers