- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The power to comment on Facebook with a pencil.

the power to make people disappear but they reappear 5 seconds later 6 centimetres from where they were standing when you made them disappear

the power to awesomely tap dance when you are angry.

power to blow up your own head only once,

the power to move things with your mind in your imagination

The power to transform into Osama whenever someone sees you.

the power to kill yourself

The power to close your nose

The power to defrost windows with the turn of a knob.

The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pornstar after dying.

the power to shoot fireballs only when your underwater

The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

the power to eat air when you could do something creative.

The power to make poorly drawn art in less time than it takes to blink.

The power to turn your navel upside down

The power to collect a interesting variety of ceramic animals.

The ability to have all of the money in the world, but then have to share it with everybody in the world.

The power to kill yourself if there is a bullet in your heart, brain, and liver all at the same time

The power to find the droid you're looking for.

The power to make your boss s**t his pants during staff meetings

the power to stub your toe while gardening and only cry for twenty minutes.

The power to know when an item of food has been cooked to perfection, 38 seconds after it has caught fire.

The power to see who is writing these powers

Pointless Super Powers