The power to do a back flip by drinking water during a front flip

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The power to be immune to any type of radiation, unless it has something from the periodic table.

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the power to be able to run long distances without getting tired

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the power that will cut off your penis and just growing it back for every hour of your life

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the ability to type slower.

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The power to stop aging when outside of time. Moral: Twilight zone?

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The power to teleport all gold to criminals and or teleport criminals to gold

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ability to levitate using my fart...

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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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The poewr to selpl eryvetihng wonrg.

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The power to not be color blind.

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The power to read this text unless you can see it.

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The power to laugh at things, but only if it's funny.

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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The ability to fly a millimeter of the actual natural ground (cancelling stuff like concrete and water) or perfectly levitating; Criss Angel style

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The power to turn everything you touch in to a plastic fork.

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The power to read the future in a language you will never learn to understand. Moral: I read that "thy comment expects a billion red thumbs"... WTF does that mean?

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The ability to innoculate against all non-existent diseases

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the power to make food shrimp.

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The ability to fly but your hand have to touch the earth

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The power to become square shaped each time you are on fire. Moral: Try rolling on the ground now bitch...

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The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!