The power to make bananas appear, at the sight of a cobweb..

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to poop a penny every year

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The Power To Have Only (This) One Power.

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The power to be able to able to be really smart at things no one cares about.

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The power to bleed on command

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The power to be powerless.

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The power to say something only when you have a mouth

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The super to type (to type partially invisible ences) Mor : !HTURT HELDNAH OUY

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The power of having any superpower Batman has at will.

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the power to remove the white seeds from a watermelon over the course of two months.

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The power to become a laptop forever!

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The super power to power any electronics at will. But you need 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 Apms in your body to power a phone for 0,0000000001 seconds.

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the power to live a happy and fullfilling life...

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The power to be frozen during each heart beat.

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The power to don't see the banners, that not meaning that they are not there...

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The power to write sentences without periods Get it? A POINTLESS super power? LAWL

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The power to be a woman

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I HAVE A TINY PINGAS! (Penis) Moral: Ladyfriend here daring me to post this here, PFF! Is that even a dare? I got balls of steel! Oh, and I should totally ask my doctor if she can give me something that helps me unwind after multiple female company, or at least they are daring me all to type that pff! Im not even good looking... And noooooo, nobody dared me to type that, they want todeeeeeeeeeellllllllteeeeeeeeee tht BUTI SHALLOOOWWWWWWINSSSSSSSS

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The power to be hungry without eating a Snickers bar.

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The power to play games in your head but have seizures doing so.

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The power to find a paper clip when you need one.

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the power to have the remote come to you.

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The power to enter the dreams of people who regularly have night terrors

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The power of turning to stone everyone who says to you "will u fancy a slightly racist T-shirt?"

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!