The ability to be bulletproof after you get shot.

thumb_up thumb_down +98

32% Levitation.

thumb_up thumb_down +96

The power to pee poop

thumb_up thumb_down +92

the power to hurl apples at force but only when you have drunk 20 litres of water in one go

thumb_up thumb_down +90

The power to turn into an escalator

thumb_up thumb_down +88

The ability to run... AT THE SPEED OF MAN

thumb_up thumb_down +86

the power to SHUT UP ALREADY!

thumb_up thumb_down +78

Liam Brudenell

thumb_up thumb_down +78

The power to to think there are images in the clouds.

thumb_up thumb_down +70

The power to be able to see words backwards, but not any faster than the average mentally handicapped person can read backwards.

thumb_up thumb_down +68

The power to fly during 0,2 seconds.

thumb_up thumb_down +68

to have the power to dig a hole 2 milimeters deep in a century

thumb_up thumb_down +68

The power to become erect at the sight of a man's butthole, oh wait thats just liam flanagan

thumb_up thumb_down +62

The power to die when you change emotions

thumb_up thumb_down +62

The power to run faster that a chetah when asleep, but to move as fast a snail when awake.

thumb_up thumb_down +62

The power to quit smoking 5 times in a week.

thumb_up thumb_down +60

The power to read an animal's mind, but only when they're in a vegetative state.

thumb_up thumb_down +56

The power to always know the exact time.

thumb_up thumb_down +52

The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

thumb_up thumb_down +46

the power to make sounds by vibrating your vocal cords.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

The power to turn all people into giant robots which you don't control

thumb_up thumb_down +2

The power to walk on lava but you are not resistant to it

thumb_up thumb_down -10

The ability to turn into any inanimate object, but you can't turn back.

thumb_up thumb_down -36

The power to be an exceedingly homosexual man and be constantly surrounded by sexy women.

thumb_up thumb_down -52

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!