The power to fly really fast but only in closets.

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the power to write only the letter R

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The power to have any nice guy, but they're all gay.

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The power of being invincible after getting blown to the sun and killed by it while your balls are being bit by a crock

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The power to gain 10 pounds whenever you eat something

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The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

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The power to to think less

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The ability to eat whole chickens at will, but only when yr not hungry.

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The power to say you have a superpower.

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The power to choose the next president of the united states of america.

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The power to fly for as long the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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The ability to sense any and all ham in a five mile radius.

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The power to fly whenever you get a stroke. (The power goes away as soon as the stroke ends, so make sure to get all your flying deeds done while you still have a stroke)

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The power to blame Indonesian children for your misfortunes.

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the power to see through glass

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The power to hear peoples thoughts, only when you're deaf

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The power to turn into any cat which is about to give birth.

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The power to compare anything to porn because "you know it when you see it."

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The power to laugh uncontrollably in funerals

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The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

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the power to shit liquidly

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The power to climb up fallen trees

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The power to summon anything you hate. Moral: Relax I hate morals too, if you ever find a moral here, then its not the original guy.

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The power to make infinite paper clips.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!