You can fly, but only while on a plane that's in the air.

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The power to correctly guess how old shag rugs are

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The power to breathe fire but onle when under water

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The ability to read minds, but it can only be your own.

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The power to make your nose blink.

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The power to pee out of your nose and drink out of your ears

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the power to read whenever somebody is about to make a pun but only if youve already heard that pun

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The power to slap your buttcheeks together, then transform into a head of cabbage.

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The power to change lemonade into lemons.

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The power to have to eat every 1 second.

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the power to solve any problem and answer any question or equation, you just have to read all books known to mankind.

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The power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to wake up and live through school....

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The power to melt chocolate at room temperature.

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to travel in time....2 minutes in the past exactly after..masturbation.... masturbation-time-loop...........

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the power to hope you get a job at the mall because they laid everybody off and sent the jobs off somewhere cheap

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The power to when you get scared, you fart.

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The power to be 1% bullet proof.

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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The power to incriminate yourself in a crime you didnt commit

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The ability to eat anything except for food

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the power to twerk as good as miley cyrus

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The power to use your penis and testicles as a powerful one time grenade in case you get assaulted. (probably the most pointless power ever)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!