The power to become white by going into midtown harlem at night and shouting: I HATE NEGROES!!! At the top of your lungs.

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The Power to be trust by anyone as long as you are saying bullshits.

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having the same super powers as batman!

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The power to fly but only when your in space.

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the power to fire angry ticks out of your nipples

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The ability to turn invisible... when noone is looking

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The power to automatically yell every action you do like in a Japanese fighting game, I once started doing this for fun, at the end of the day eveyone hated me, good luck. (OPEN DOOR! OPEN DOOR! CLOSE DOOR! POOL SHOT! CUMMING HARD CUMMING HARD! SONIC BOOM! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! TAKING A PUNCH TO THE FACE UPPERCUT!)

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The power to kill yourself with a piece of paper.

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The power to be hungry without eating a Snickers bar.

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the power to get a 100" erection but only over your dead greatgrandma

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The Power to make 0 dollar bills.

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the power to kill yourself

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The power to produce wi-fi but with password no one knows.?

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The power to mentally control tapeworms.

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The power to heal yourself but only damage you inflict on yourself.

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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to be able to see through doors... only when there open

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the power to persuade every 80 yo into penetrating you analy

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The power to create powers

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The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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The power to own Greek, Italian and Irish stocks.

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the power to make the tip of a kangaroo's nose itch.

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The power to teleport anywhere at the cost of your life.

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The power to find Waldo after the looking at the same page for over 6 hours straight

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!