The power to be unconscious during Calculus class.

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The power to see in the dark while exposed to sunlight.

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The power to have backround music in your life.

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The superpower to speak from to anybody's asshole.

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The power to run as fast as a snail.

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The power to be immortal, but only on 29th February.

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solar powered night-vision

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The power to turn everything you touch turn into a black person

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The powr to spell eviting wrong.

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The ability to not talk.

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the ability to type slower.

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The power to smell poo...

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The power to call any phone number in the world, but only when using a phone owned by someone you don't know.

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The power to think you love her but you don't.

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The power to bring life to nobody, except Winston Chrurchil.

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The ability to smell colors

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The power to communicate with dandelions.

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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The ability to get out of bed in a Monday morning even though you don't want to

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The power to see out of the back of your head but never the front

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power to delete the "missing a finger" comment on shitbrix.com.

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The ability to be smarter than the average bear.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!