The power to have an ejaculate in your pants by looking a girl in the eyes.

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The power to resurrect as a corpse when you die.

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The power to wake up every morning and have to pee

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The power to turn into a piece of paper for five seconds

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the power to know everything even the meaning of life but you can not talk

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You can hear what people think ...in sign language.

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the power to take a poo everywhere but on the toilet

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The power to find the last piece of a jigsaw puzzle

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The power to pick something up and stay the same.

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The power to remember what your homework is two minutes before you have to turn it in.

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The power to throw discs in Ricochet only when fell out of pad.

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A parapalegic with super strength! Oh and with lockjaw, and addicted to Botox.

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The power of speaking every laguage on earth, but to know only one word in your entire life.

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The power to grow one wing

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the power to eat only one lays potato chip

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The ability to see every color in the world but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to turn trollface by yelling "TROLLFACE ACTIVATE!" You can turn human-face again by yelling "XYGNEFAGINTHYCHRSICXAIOXJIEHJFEIHFIGHEÅÆELFKEÆKFÆEFKEÆAKFÆEAFKÆAFKEÆAFKOÆEFOKEÆFKAÆEA" For a year in exact correct spelling/pronunciation.

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the power to create your own real working money but you cannot spend it

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The power to blow bubble with Tootsie Rolls.

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The power to find this website and submit a pointless superpower.

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The power to walk on two legs

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The power to achieve 98% opacity

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Acid pee

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The ability to walk on walls as long as you're laying sideways on the floor.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!