The power to think of pointless powers.

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the ability to click your fingers and lose your hands

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the power to kill plants in a desert.

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Good News Everyone! You have the power to read this is my voice!

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The power to automatically yell every action you do like in a Japanese fighting game, I once started doing this for fun, at the end of the day eveyone hated me, good luck. (OPEN DOOR! OPEN DOOR! CLOSE DOOR! POOL SHOT! CUMMING HARD CUMMING HARD! SONIC BOOM! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! TAKING A PUNCH TO THE FACE UPPERCUT!)

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the power to have the remote come to you.

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The power to be mario for 10 seconds then you vomit shit for 17 hours. this happens every week.

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the power to fart your way to the moon

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The ability to be Edward Cullen

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The power to sound like a 12 year old while playing call of duty

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the power to talk to animals.......without them understanding you.

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The power to do nothing with your life.

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The power to watch Netflix instead of writing a thesis paper.

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The power to do reverse moonwalk

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The power to eat a cheeseburger and still get fat from it

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The power to never be tired, but only when rowing a boat.

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The power that will grant you no power.

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The power to fly simular to a paper air plane. OH SHIT BIRD SHIT COMING IN.

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The power to control Rollie pollies

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the power to never be able to draw a straight line with a ruler

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The power to attract cats but be allergic to them

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the ability to self resurrect only if you are not dead

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The ability to make any girl hook up with you, while your penis is numb

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Invisibility when people aren't looking.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!