Being able to have diarrhea when every you want.

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the power to be able to switch tabs on your computer two seconds after your parents walk in the room

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The power to teleport to the exact location there is a terrorist atack

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The power to make the key on your keyboard not work

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The power to make birds levitate as you walk by them.

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the power to tolerate alex simpson

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The power to have a x-ray vision. but only for adults.

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The ability to explode. With no healing factor.

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The poewr to selpl eryvetihng wonrg.

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The power to have omniscience but can't speak and have Alzheimer's.

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The power of walk on the water if it is frozen.

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The power to watch Netflix instead of writing a thesis paper.

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The power HAVE A SUPER POWERD LASER SHIT

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The power to revive Hitler.

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The ability to create bruises on your body but not know where they came from, and then poke them.-.Jack

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The power to speak with death people..

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ability to levitate using my fart...

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The power to fly..........Delta Airlines.

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To have to ability to lose the game, even with hax.

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the most pointless super power is being able to create ugly chicks

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The power to summon single earthworm at will.

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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The power to be the only homosexual in a house of 5 other people who are there for sex.

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The power of getting 5 cent shoes every year. Follow @lucb65 (Instagram)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!