The power to remember what your homework is two minutes before you have to turn it in.

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The power to vote for Donald trump as president

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The power to throw discs in Ricochet only when fell out of pad.

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The power of speaking every laguage on earth, but to know only one word in your entire life.

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the power to eat only one lays potato chip

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The ability to use the "wait" function from skyrim/fallout in real life.

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The ability to see every color in the world but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to be extremely well-endowed while having sex, but only when masturbating

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The power to turn trollface by yelling "TROLLFACE ACTIVATE!" You can turn human-face again by yelling "XYGNEFAGINTHYCHRSICXAIOXJIEHJFEIHFIGHEÅÆELFKEÆKFÆEFKEÆAKFÆEAFKÆAFKEÆAFKOÆEFOKEÆFKAÆEA" For a year in exact correct spelling/pronunciation.

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The power to achieve 98% opacity

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the powr to reed thiss befor you relisze the that thiss peersoon is retarded

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The power to delete the "missing a finger" comment on shitbrix.com.

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The power to ma-FUK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSY

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The power to see out of the back of your head but never the front

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The ability to make cringe worthy YouTube videos

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The power to not move but your always happy.

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The Power to make up full names on the spot.

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The power to mentally unlock any lock you can see, but only if the key is within 10 feet of where you are.

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The power to see through womens clothes, but your gay.

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to be able to see through doors... only when there open

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The power to have ABSOLUTELY anything you want!... ...As long as that absolutely anything you want happens to be a pile of premium fresh horsecrap... Moral: This made myself lol, so it probably has 16 red thumbs by now YAY!!!!!!!!

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The ability to be invisible but only while playing the tambourine.

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the power to crap out bite-sized super heroes.

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The power to think salmon.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!