The power of getting 5 cent shoes every year. Follow @lucb65 (Instagram)

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The power to collect a interesting variety of ceramic animals.

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The power to get a boner when you're horny.

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the power to fart the alphebet

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The power to hold your fart unless people are around you

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The power to melt butter with your mind when its hot outside

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the power to be good at something your already good at.

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The power to wake up every morning and have to pee

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The power to find the droid you're looking for.

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God tier Waste of Space

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The power to discern the breed of a cat by the taste of its poop.

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The power of being able to see 1 day into the past

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The ability to tell what a tire tastes like from 6 inches away.

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The power to shit bombs that only go off when bitten by you.

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The ability to find a use for High School Algebra.

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The power to read your own mind.

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The power to have 21/20 vision.

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The power to turn into a magikarp

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the power to breathe under water but only when yourout of water

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power to kill dead ppl.

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The power to freeze time but you would also be frozen. Basically dooming everyone to be frozen in time with no way of getting out. No one would even know about it but it will happen.

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The power to turn into a parking lot.

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The power to continuously shoot extremely powerful lasers from your eyes unless they're closed or you wear special, unbelievably expensive glasses.

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The power to make whatever it is you see and/or think about into cotton candy.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!