Be able to create fire with your hands but you are not invisible to it

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The power to stop existing.

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ability to swim like a frog with no legs

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The power to stop typing about the power. IT'S OVER 9000.

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the power to dislike this power

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the power to go slower than a snail :l

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Nipple Radar.

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The power to find something that isn't in the last place you look.

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the power to lower my blood presure to dangerous levels

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power to poop out 5x5 ice cube

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The power to communicate with applesauce.

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the power to look like a boy and sing like a girl (bieber joke)

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The ability to never get your comments featured on jacksfilms YIAY series

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Beeing 99% Bullet proof, with the 1% shifting places to whereever a bullet is about to hit you.

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The power to be mario for 10 seconds then you vomit shit for 17 hours. this happens every week.

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The power to do reverse moonwalk

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to be shitty

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The power to sit on a couch whenever your mother tells you that you can.

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The ability to live forever but age quicker.

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The power to make clean socks dirty.

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The superpower to die in a 1 second.

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The power to hear people's thoughts when you fap

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The power to walk through doors, then open it.

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the power to see the present

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!