The power to see into the future and past but not remember any of it.

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The ability to pronounce the word "rural."

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The power to grow or shrink your height by 6 inches at will, but everytime you do, you grow an extra toe.

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The power to skip the Kripp.

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The power to see through things like locked cabinets, wrapped birthday presents etc. But only if you know whats inside.

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The power to like this power

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The power to read View Terms of Services

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The power to write a moral under each comment. ( Just a thought: when did most of these become superpowers? I mean is women`s period become superpower? And becoming Justin Beiber? A superpower? I need to change my definition...)

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The power to be invisable but for only 5 seconds or the power to fly but only 2 feet off the ground.

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The power to make cheeseburgers only when your tummy is full.

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The power to kill someone with a knife

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The power to turn into a sloth at random times.

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The ability to play UNO without a tongue

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Normal handsome man by day. Moral: Man by night.

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The power to turn your hair ginger at a whim.

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The ability to heat up an object by 1 degree for every week you hold it.

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The power to have hindsight.

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The power to have a power.

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The power to complete the jigsaw puzzle that you got bored of because it was to hard and now its in the box and covered in dust

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The power to save all that time your new fast boil kettle has saved you

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The power to easily dodge any bullets from any weapons ever... as long as the bullets are made of cheese.

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The power to have to eat every 1 second.

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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The power to actually care what these people are writing.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!