The ability to turn into an embryo

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The power to vomit a thoroughly blended mix of pickles, cheese, onions, caramel, lead paint, octopi, boiling water, vinyl, super glue, hot sulfur froth, and hand sanitizer.

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The ability to taste only from your butt-hole.

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The ability to fall into 1cm cubed pieces when startled. No ability to pull yourself together, or move while in cubes. Parts must be reassembled correctly to re-connect.

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The power to grow bigger, but never smaller.

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The power to never stop shitting.

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The power to be called justin bieber

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The power to get an erection watching gay porn

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The ability to transform in to a glass of water

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The power to become erect at the sight of a man's butthole, oh wait thats just liam flanagan

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The power to expand the size of your head and gain weak telekinesis, but you die in 3 days, the bigger you make your head, the more powerful your telekinesis but the faster you die.

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the power to be a regular person on supermans planet.

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The power to make any woman sleep with you. but works only on dead ones.

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The power to eat a cheeseburger and still get fat from it

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The power to get an erection in the most akward of situations.

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The power to melt into a pile of sentient goo, but be unable to move or change back.

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The power of micro penis.

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The power to summon a Genie lamp, that if rubbed allows you to wish for 3 pointless superpowers.

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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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to travel in time....2 minutes in the past exactly after..masturbation.... masturbation-time-loop...........

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The power to take in air into your lungs through your nose

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The power to give someone the power to give the power.

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The ability to fly at will but only if you are zoned out

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The power to eat soap.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!