the power to remove the white seeds from a watermelon over the course of two months.

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The power to instantly engrave your face into any urinal anywhere at will.

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The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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The power to use very big words but only when your at a retarted people convention

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The power to rain fireballs down upon those you love.

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The power to be frozen during each heart beat.

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the power to tolerate all the crap superpowers

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The power to don't see the banners, that not meaning that they are not there...

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the power to make ur fingernails fall and the go into a coma when someone says hello.

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The power to be a woman

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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The ability to make up a new part of Pokemon, every time you sneeze.

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne.

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The power to fuck your mum whenever you want

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The power to find a paper clip when you need one.

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The power to eat food, but as you eat the food you turn into a giant green monster and have to terrorize Japan for the rest of your life. As a result of you terrorizing Japan, McDonald's comes out with monster toys and Universal does a chi...ldren's movie about how monsters can be cute cuddly creatures in order to calm down those who are having nightmares at night because of your horrific actions in Japan. While in Japan though a mad scientist creates a unmosterification ray gun that heals you. Then you decide you have to go on an all liquid diet so over the course of many years you become impervious to drowning, in that time you also develop the ability to speak with sea animals with a sonar type ability. Thus rendering you as Aquaman the most useless superhero ever.

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to die when you are happy

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Basic telekinesis, limited to moving your body parts with your mind.

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The power to open a walnut with your mind

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the power to read this pointleessuperpower

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The power to eat your poop

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The Power to touch MC Hammer

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The power to be able to fall asleep instantly

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The power to get an erection watching gay porn

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!