THE POWER TO MAKE SHIT

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the power of wanting to download paid games for free and always failing

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to make asians smart

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the power to breathe under water but only when yourout of water

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The power to turn into random objects

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The power to glow in rooms with reddish purple walls

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The power to overcome any addiction by constantly doing whatever you are addicted to.

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The power to give anyone a Kim Jong-un haircut.

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The power to have uncontrollable amounts of earwax so when you put in earphones they get covered in earwax

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The power to turn all people into giant robots which you don't control

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The power to be pointless!

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The power to sh*t bricks

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The ability to fly, but only while you're touching the ground.

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The ability to hid your cats right ear for strenuous amounts of time

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The power to sing in Portuguese, but only when you're being arrested.

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The power to see through glass. Oh wait.

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the power to only get an erection when a family member is looking

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The ability to fly while awake, but you are narcoleptic

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The power to shoot a gun with less bullets.

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the power to sleep through a prison rape

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The power to stick your head up your ass

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The power to be dead

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The power to teleport yourself one step away

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understanding every language only if you get insulted

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!