The power to die at will.

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The power to walk through air.

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The Power To Lick My Own Penis

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The ability to rectify health and safety concerns, using a sword.

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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The power to quote Castlevania quotes all day... yelling them out on the streets! Moral: WHAT IS A MAN! People look at me and laugh... and moral man struts past... he has never been so awesome before... They see me rollin... they laughing... they lovin... and I hope nobody calls the ambulance because I am crazy... in love... I can see it in your eyes... I can see it in your smiiileeee...

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The power to smell farts from miles away

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the ability to produce petrol from your ankles but only when you're on fire.

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The power to see through anything except air.

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the power to walk through any wall BUT the walls of the room you're in.

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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The power to have any power on this site.

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the power to send text messages while driving

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The power to compare anything to pr0n because "you know it when you see it."

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the power to make people disappear but they reappear 5 seconds later 6 centimetres from where they were standing when you made them disappear

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The power to turn into batman only after the bad guys left

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The power to make a Stegosaurus appear when you make a time-machine!

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The power of 3 seond super strength,

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The power to make your girlfriend orgasm only when you are having sex with another man.

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The power to make any liquid luke warm (it works both ways)

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The power to taste food 3 seconds before they eat it.

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_/?\_ (?`_´) SON GET IN THE SCOUT TANK WE'RE KILLING THE SCAMMERS

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The power to teleport to Northern Siberia with only a speedo on.

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The power to notice when things are photoshopped.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!