The Power to f*** her right in the p***y!!

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The power to walk through air.

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Power that makes you perfect in being useless

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The power to see through things but you can't turn it off once turned on.

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the power to freeze people only when it's cold

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PATTIES THAT ARE SUPPOSEDLY READY TO EAT, BUT COVERED IN STICKY HARDENED FAT! Moral: Damn greasy hand surprise! I was going all victoly on guilty gear XXX

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The power to never need to eat, unless you are hungry.

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The abilty to think Justin Beiber is talented.

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The ability to grow and shrink in size, but you still have the same strength and weight and can only do it once a month

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power to fart through your mouth

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The power to be invisible only when you're not in anybody's line of sight.

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The power to cheat on your wife with your wife only if shes on her period

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thye ability to think that your in a buble and everything is flat

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The power to think of words that rhyme with orange.

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation.

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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The power to laugh uncontrolably in public

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The power to have any power on this site.

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The Power to breath while under a cup of water

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The power to hear what is happening to objects (such as a bed).

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the power to send text messages while driving

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The power to turn into batman only after the bad guys left

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The power to wipe your ass with one confetti

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!