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The power to make you`re erections so big you faint.

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The power to float in water, and then sink sometimes.

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The power to have explosive diarrhea when people are looking at you.

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Having a bullet-proof skeleton.

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The power to convince two people I am not taking sides while simultaneously taking both sides.

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The power to be indecisive about which seat you can take.

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The ability to cut your stool in to tiny pieces smaller than a pea

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The power to turn into a potato banana hybrid.

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the power to fly, but only 1 inch over the ground

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the power to produce millions of dollars but be stranded on a deserted island!

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the power to make realy convincing whale noises

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The ability to turn into an embryo

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the power to crap out bite-sized super heroes.

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The power to grow your fingernails at 1.5% times the average speed, provided you contribute three hours a day to meditation.

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the power to turn on a random guys tv

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The power of making your tits smaller

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The power to have a very keen sense of smell 24/7 but only when a fart is present

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the power to fly but only 5 feet off the ground and at walking speed.

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The power to change different colours depending on you feel.

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Radiation resistance inversely proportional to the amount of radiation around you.

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The power to have to answer to morons while I put morals under EVERY one of my comments... Moral: At this point asking you makes you a trucking moron. Moral: Just to annoy you. Moral: And everyone is pointless so if you get annoyed, well that is your pointless superpower... hahaha!

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The power to have superpowers from the beginning

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The Power to f*** her right in the p***y!!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!