The power to not be color blind.

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The power to switch any physical traits with your own reflection in the mirror.

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the power to make people disappear but they reappear 5 seconds later 6 centimetres from where they were standing when you made them disappear

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The ability to read the recaptcha images

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The AWESOME Power To See With Your Eyes Open

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power to be heard only when there are ideas worth listening to

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The power of 3 seond super strength,

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The ability to enter the gender's changing room with no one noticing but losing the ability to see and feel.

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The power to make you`re erections so big you faint.

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The power to smell like body odor at will

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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The power of learning

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the ability to be invincible but your weakness is air.

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The power to wear comfortably wear shoes that are way too small.

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The power to shoot liqiud gold ever 3-6 years only when you come across jesus.

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The power to poop whenever you want.

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The ability to innoculate against all non-existent diseases

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The power to float in water, and then sink sometimes.

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Having a bullet-proof skeleton.

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the power to make food shrimp.

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The power to turn 85 in 85 years.

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The power to self destruct yourself 1 time and 1 time only

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The power of making your tits smaller

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the power to any ugly person love you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!