the power to make as many dogs appear as you want but they don't listen to anyone and they have rabies

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The power to yawn with your mouth closed

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The power to see any woman naked, but only if she's wearing to clothes...

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The power to throw fire out of your hands but at the same time burn your hands.

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The power to remember when pepperidge farm remembered

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The ability to explode. With no healing factor.

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the power to walk up the stairs without losing your breath...

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The power to telekinetically pick your nose and eat it.

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The ability to be bulletproof after you get shot.

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32% Levitation.

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the power to enter this website into your favorites page, so you can look up other pointless super powers in times of danger

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The power to have diarrhea at any time

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The power to read 20 pages of pointless superpowers, but only during science class

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The power to freeze ice

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The power to revive Hitler.

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power to be the best theif ever known to man but only if your in the most high tech prison

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The power to walk on frozen water.

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the power to make a pillow come to life once

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The power to have all sensory input interpreted as pain

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the power to make the tip of a kangaroo's nose itch.

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The power to blame it on the Boogie

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the power to never be able to draw a straight line with a ruler

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the power to not have superpowers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!