The power to find your lost keys only if the keys are in your pocket.

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The power to smell like body odor at will

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The power to bread toast!

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The power to use yo momma jokes in a masterful manner in all conversations.

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The power to wear comfortably wear shoes that are way too small.

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The ability to evolve into magickarp

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The power of learning

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The ability to innoculate against all non-existent diseases

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the power to make food shrimp.

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The power to turn 85 in 85 years.

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The power to turn Wii controllers into broken TV sets.

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Supreme pre-mature ejaculation.

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The ability to read children's books twice as fast as any given child.

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The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

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The power to make yourself deaf.

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the ability to eject a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing.

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The power to become erect at the sight of a man's butthole, oh wait thats just liam flanagan

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The power to fly.......but only in your underwear.

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The power to shit yourself on a really hot day with no change of underwear

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To be able to levitate one object in front of you for one second a day

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The power to lick your balls.

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The ability to transform yourself in to a vibrator that is about to be used. Only works if you are gay.

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The power to walk through air.

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Power that makes you perfect in being useless

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!