The power to taste food 3 seconds before they eat it.

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The power to make any liquid luke warm (it works both ways)

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The power become a kite but not when it's windy

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The power to never be surprised when the toaster goes off.

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the power to be the idiot who is reading this website instead being a person because they lost their souls after there ex dumped them and they turned into horny trans-gender whores

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The power to be indecisive about which seat you can take.

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the power to think of useless super powere like this one

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The ability to walk five hundred miles but than you have to walk five hundred more.

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done something sexual with some type of food?

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the power to fly, but only 1 inch over the ground

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The power to have your mother suck your dick dry as long as there is any sperm in your balls.

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The power to climb trees really fast, but they shrink when you do.

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The power to breathe fire but onle when under water

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the power to turn on a random guys tv

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the power to crap out bite-sized super heroes.

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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Because with the exception of a few good men... YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to whant badly to have kids but you give birth to massive amounts of spiders, ducklings and some undefined type of small feline instead of childen

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The power to become erect at the sight of a man's butthole, oh wait thats just liam flanagan

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The ability to hover slightly above the ground on Wednesdays.

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The power to change place with any famous boxer everytime he gets hit. Moral: Hate me, love me... in the end you cannot hate what you do not care about do you? Remember this, when someone hates you, its simply because they care and worry about you... probably the only moral that makes sense... life is beautiful, thank you haters, thank you lovers, and you know what they say... haters gonna hate... they are all just a fluffy bunch of people that care too much :)

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The power to eat pop-tarts as soon as they pop out of the toaster

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The power to have superpowers from the beginning

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The power of turning into a crushed can right after you got into a car accident.

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The ability to not slip on banana peels

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!