The Superpower to DEMAND thumbs ups! Moral: Is it really pointless? Consider this a social experiment of mine, I mean the "pewer" one made my day, thank you everybody, I am used to thumb my comments up myself so they stay a bit longer (being modest as always), thanks.

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the ability to an app cost 1 cent less (no free apps don't count

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The power to see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch

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The ability to forcibly break every bone in your body so you can shrink down never to regrow your bones back.

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The ability to type incredibly fast when your keyboard is broken.

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The power to fall apart whenever touched. See Derrick Rose, Chicago Bulls

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power to turn into a shark in zoo cages

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The ability to not be Batman

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The ability to make any girl hook up with you, while your penis is numb

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Power to instantly turn drunk

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The power to die when you change emotions

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The powaaaaaaa srry again..... The power to be come a parked car THEY SEE ME NOT ROLLING...... WOOOOOO

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The power to smell a fart upwind.

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The power to be superman with no power's

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The power to breathe oxygen.

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The power to sing Friday by Rebecca Black perfectly when it's thursday.

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The power to read and immediately understand any vanity license plate from Arizona.

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The power to turn into random objects

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The power to count to infinity.

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the power to win any shit eating contest.

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The power to see your neck without a mirror

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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The power to make your breath smell like vanilla at will.

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the power to read your own mind the power of 75% levitation the power of turning into a juicy pork chop in the presence of a lion the power to believe it is butter the power to turn into a blender once and never change back the power to cry acid the power of turning highly visable while trying to sneak the power to speak, sneeze and cough really loudly and annoyingly the power to teleport half of your body the power to age extremely fast the power to have the patience to write this the power to read all of these d pwer 2 rite stupeedlee the power to thumbs down this (it also makes you look stupid) the power to only speek in sarcasm the power to see the past (not the future) emit eht lla sdrawkcab etirw ot rewop eht

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!