The power to call any phone number in the world, but only when using a phone owned by someone you don't know.

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The power to shoot off your clothes at any moment while using your hands and feet

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The ability to speak Latin but only when no one can hear you

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you can get lots of pussy, but their all severed

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The power to fart glitter at birthday parties.

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The power to ressurect anyone alive by killing them first. Works only 10 percent of the time...

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The power to worsen your own eyesight at will.

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The power to watch tv

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The power to teleport through open doors.

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the pouwer giv mee gramr

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The Ability to make everybody hate YOU!

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The power to hate/love/care about me because of who I am. Moral: Relax dear friends (you other fools relax too) I was born this way, and I love every second of it, I am on fire and this workout gives me so damn much pheromones and testosterone that I am gonna invite a cute friend and have a damn threesome! Why, because its a mans world... never forget that kids...

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The power HAVE A SUPER POWERD LASER SHIT

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The power to read minds, but only those of dead people.

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the ability for things to literally go in one ear and out the other

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The power to go in jail every time you are alone.

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The power to not wake up until you get 9 hours of sleep

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The power to own Greek, Italian and Irish stocks.

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne.

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Being a freemason

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The power to change your eye color.

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The power to speak any language, but only the ones that aren't spoken in the country that you are in.

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The power to have a very keen sense of smell 24/7 but only when a fart is present

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The power to never stop shitting.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!