the power to convince girls to have sex with you, but you don't have a cock

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To shit bricks.

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The power to gain 10 pounds whenever you eat something

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The power to be a GOD with your imagination

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the power to have super strength but only while your sleeping

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The ability to swim in water.

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The power to teleport randomly anywhere on the planet, once every hour

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the power to scream "I LOVE JUSTIN BEIBER!!!" when your freinds are around (you can only have this power if you and the freinds you mostly hang out with hate jb)

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the power to type without looking at the keyboard

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The abilty to jump 50m in the air without the abilty to survive long falls

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The power to nail anyone you want (legally) but no one remembers, including you

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The power to grow fingernails.

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power to fart through your mouth

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The power to see through air

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The power to occasionally mistake your hand for a bear.

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the power of superspeed but only backwards

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The power to strangle yourself to death

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The power to make people extremely happy as soon as you die.

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the power to grow taller whenever there is a low beam ahead of you.

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The power to die at will, and you can only do it once.

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The power to worsen your own eyesight at will.

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The power to float in water, and then sink sometimes.

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The power to procrastinate so much, you don't even eat, and eventually die.

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The Power to float on water, except when you're wet..

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!