- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to become demented

The power to control unsalted butter very slightly with huge amounts Of effort

The power to be invisible to only yourself.

The power to be 6% fireproof

The power to only be attracted to people under the age of 15.

The power to produce a hand vacuum from your belly button that only sucks up lint for your belly button

the ability to glow in the light.

The power to do back flips whenever you want to but only in your mind.

The power to transform yourself into a door.

The power to immediately become comatose every time you blink.

The ability to ingest Dihydrogen-monoxide and survive.

The power to die at any moment you want.

To power to predict past events with deadly accuracy.

The power to run at 0.5mph

The power to hole 1 inch putts.

Telekinetic power over styrofoam

The power to collect a interesting variety of ceramic animals.

The power to instantly tun any kind of meat into hotdogs.

the power to only have to go to the bathroom once a year but smell like poop the whole year.

The power to see through clothes of only ugly people

The ability to walk five hundred miles but than you have to walk five hundred more.

done something sexual with some type of food?

The power to breathe fire but onle when under water

The ability to lift small objects with your mind, but only if you are touching them.

Pointless Super Powers