The power to quit smoking 5 times in a week.

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X ray vision on chairs

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your dick, the rainbows can pwn anyone if you smoked crack before using this power

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The power to have intense orgasms, but only if you choke yourself.

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Will i tell you the joke about the butter? Aww no you'll only spread it!

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The ability to do moderately well on an exam while sharting next to your crush.

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the power to uncontrolably shoot bananas out of your hands

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The power to drink bleach in a gatorade bottle

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The power to see your neck without a mirror

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The power to repeat any superpower listed and getting several points until someone discovers its just a copy.

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The ability to use the "wait" function from skyrim/fallout in real life.

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Being able to wiggle your left pinky & right ring-finger exceptionally fast.

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The power to yawn with your mouth closed

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The power to make things disappear when I shut my eyes, then bring them back when I open them.

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the power to complete math exercises

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The power to text while driving and dies of cancer.

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The power to jump 3% higher than the average human,

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The power to see 147 billion years into the future.

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The ability to never get your comments featured on jacksfilms YIAY series

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The power to revive Hitler.

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the ability to an app cost 1 cent less (no free apps don't count

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ability to levitate using my fart...

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The power to get rid of all advertisements, but only when your eyes are closed.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!