the ability to figure out exam questions, but only after the exam.

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the ability to stop writing ideas of points less super power.

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The power to stop time but if you do so you will also stop.

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Being able to see exactly 0.001419 seconds into the future

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the ability to turn things purple by touching it.

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The left part of your body is fireproof but the right side is not

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The ability to crap, but only while being watched

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The power to smell a fart before someone lets it out.

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The power to see any woman naked, but only if she's wearing to clothes...

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Super-slowness

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the power to be wrong

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The power to know what weather its gonna be like in 1 minute... in South Korea

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The power to eat razorblades, but only when covered in a mixture of antifreeze, bile and tabasco sauce.

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The power to self destruct

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The power to watch Netflix instead of writing a thesis paper.

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The power to be immune to everything,except things that can kill you.

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The power to think of pointless powers.

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To pee standing up.

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the power to send text messages while driving

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The power to use very big words but only when your at a retarted people convention

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The power to use successfuly Splash Attack irl.

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The power to write sentences without periods Get it? A POINTLESS super power? LAWL

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Ability to be Stephen Hawking's stunt double.

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The power to pull any woman that just asked you for a shag.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!