The power to die at will.

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the ability to post here

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the power to tell have a alarm clock in your head that only go's off evry 30 secents and it deeps for 20 u cant take it owt or stop it lols

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The power to make high definition photo a hammer (with a red comfortable heated handle with LED flashing lights) appear out of thin air. (Oh, and on a 8"x11" piece of paper of course).

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The power to to do everything a normal human can do.

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the power to make as many dogs appear as you want but they don't listen to anyone and they have rabies

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the ability to grow a boner to an incredible size but only when you are asked to come up to the front of the class

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The power to turn Hydrogen Peroxide into water but only while you're using it to clean out your ears

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The ability to have udders for nipples.

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The power to be born on the same day as your birthday.

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The power to eat nandos

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Being able to wiggle your left pinky & right ring-finger exceptionally fast.

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The ability to fly a millimeter off the ground.

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The power to be invisible when singing

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The power to make the key on your keyboard not work

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The power to have Pauly D haircut while being a dumbass.

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Power duplication or power negation in a world where there are no superpowers.

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The power of bad luck

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having the same super powers as batman!

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Delayed Reaction Man

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The power to psychically flush any toilet in the world once every 27 minutes.

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The power to drink dihydrogen monoxide without dying.

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The power to let someone control your dick

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The power to start time.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!