The power drown in water

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The power to let someone control your dick

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Ability to emit soap from your ears in the sun

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the ability to say either "beans are magical!" or "beans are fruit!" in an angry tone, and have people believe you

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The power to survive at absolute zero

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the power to not die only when someone shoots you in your left heel.

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The power to get hurt without a break.

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the power to be able to get pointless superpowers

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the power of breath 10 times per second of you will die

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the power to talk to animals.......without them understanding you.

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The power to see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch

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The power to turn into an escalator

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The power to go back in time one second at a time, but the ability takes one second to recharge.

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The ability to innoculate against all non-existent diseases

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Ability to be Stephen Hawking's stunt double.

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The ability to live forever but age quicker.

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The power to put your finger in your brain, but doing so kills you and achieves nothing.

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The ability to not be Batman

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The power to run faster that a chetah when asleep, but to move as fast a snail when awake.

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The power to be superman with no power's

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The power to smell a fart upwind.

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The power to use internet explorer at a moderate working speed

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The Power To Right Your Own Power On This Website.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!