The power to eat soap.

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The power to cause slow people in front of you in the corridor to walk 3% faster

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The power to find pokemon attractive

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The ability to sleep but only when you don't want to

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The power to love Justin Bieber

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The ability for your penis to tie itself into a knot.

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The power to spell-check or at least reread what you're about to post.

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The power to stick your head up your ass

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The power to digest food wrappers, but only once youve opened them.

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X-Ray vision that only works on fat chicks.

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The power to have a power

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Delayed Reaction Man

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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire

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The power to start time.

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The power to teleport to Northern Siberia with only a speedo on.

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The power to use successfuly Splash Attack irl.

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the ability to click your fingers and lose your hands

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The Ability to shit studs once a week

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The ability to heal someone by trying to beat them to a pulp.

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The power to to excrete fluids from your body after digesting food or obtaining liquids

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The ability to read children's books twice as fast as any given child.

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the power to kill plants in a desert.

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The ability to transform into anything... gradually, over the course of a week.

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!