The power to stop typing about the power. IT'S OVER 9000.

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the power to give your enemies all the super powers in the world

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The power to shoot off your clothes at any moment while using your hands and feet

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The power to shit for 5 days

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The power to teleport all gold to criminals and or teleport criminals to gold

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X-Ray vision that only works on fat chicks.

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The power to secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes every time you secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes.

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The power to build Lego with incredible speed, but then knock it down immediately.

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The power to forget you have a super power.

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The power to skid against the ground at 45 mph

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The ability to instantly friendzone yourself.

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the power to summon rick astley whenever you want to, but only when you're the only one in the room, so only you can hear him

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The power to eat razorblades, but only when covered in a mixture of antifreeze, bile and tabasco sauce.

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The power to actually ENJOY Dora the Explorer.

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The power to turn brass into gold, but only when the brass is made of gold.

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the ability to click your fingers and lose your hands

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The power to watch Netflix instead of writing a thesis paper.

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_/?\_ (?`_´) SON GET IN THE SCOUT TANK WE'RE KILLING THE SCAMMERS

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The power to smell like body odor at will

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The power to wear comfortably wear shoes that are way too small.

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The power to shoot liqiud gold ever 3-6 years only when you come across jesus.

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the ability to glow in the light.

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The power to transform into a baby only when around pedophiles.

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EntirelyTooManyNapkins Man

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!