The power to always know the exact time.

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The power to make your left hand glow whenever you put your right hand up your ass.

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The power to transform yourself into a perfect copy of your mother.

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The power to be an exceedingly homosexual man and be constantly surrounded by sexy women.

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The Power To Only Get Horny Around Your Grandmother

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The power to be invisible when singing

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The power to divide by zero

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the power to see though a door.......................................only if its open

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The power to never get drunk

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The ability not to be able to make a bong out of a taco bell cup

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The power to balance the light switch in the middle but only on the 4th try.

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The power to kill anyone with your mind, In your imagination.

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Acid pee

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the ability to look into your brain

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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The ability to be Edward Cullen

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The power to expel a single spaghetti from any limb randomly

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The power to grow your pinkie toe to ten times its actual length, but only while your shoes are on.

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The power to correctly guess how old shag rugs are

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The Power to sit down only on chair made of knives.

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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the power to have super strength but only while your sleeping

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The power of reading the entire terms of service and understand it in less than 10 hrs.

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The power to light glue on fire.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!