No matter what you eat, always shit peanut butter.

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The power to play games in your head but have seizures doing so.

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The power to fly simular to a paper air plane. OH SHIT BIRD SHIT COMING IN.

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the power to to deep fry anything deep fried

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The power to turn gourmet meals into shit.

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The power to become Santa Clause, but only on the fourth of July.

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The power to read minds, but only that of someone who is watching Twilight.

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The power to live,but only when you are dead

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The power to do anything else but worship me. Moral: I DEMAND SATISFACTION! I mean I dont need it, I just want you to do something useful with your life for once... That practically makes me into a saint... Aww.... Steve Jobs No More... LOOOOOOOLLLIPOP!

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the power to say the power to say the power to say the power to say.....

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The power to be a GOD with your imagination

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The power of reading the entire terms of service and understand it in less than 10 hrs.

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The power to find pokemon attractive

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The ability to fart and pee twice in one go.

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The power to turn everything you touch turn into a black person

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The power to have Pauly D haircut while being a dumbass.

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The power to rip open my shirt to show a s t-shirt

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Which one is more pointless? 1. The power to have all of Suprman power, but lose them every time you needed. 2. The power to have all of Suprman power, but only to die from exposure to kryptonite.

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The power to build Lego with incredible speed, but then knock it down immediately.

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The power to comment on Facebook with a pencil.

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The power to teleport, but only to life threatening situations.

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understanding every language only if you get insulted

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!