- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to have night vision during the day.

The ability to find a use for 8th grade Algebra.

the power to sneeze cum

The ability too shit out calculators every 10 seconds.

The power to run super fast, but only while in space.

The power to have your right hand permanently glued to your face.

the power to tolerate alex simpson

The power to turn your pants into underwear, but only when you're wearing them.

the power to inhale and exhale air

The power to think of pointless powers.

The power to drown on land.

the power to send text messages while driving

The ability to turn into a tree in the amazon rain forest everytime you burn your pinky finger.

Ability to eat a burger without going to the mall first and talking to your grandma there for 45 minutes about how it hasn't rained for a quite awhile and we could sure use some!!!

The power of immortality, but only when you try to commit suicide.

the power to get a 100" erection but only over your dead greatgrandma

The ability to know what time it is when looking at a working clock.

The ability to talk to anybody in the world, as long as they are within your eyesight.

The power to make cheeseburgers only when your tummy is full.

The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

The power to have your mother suck your dick dry as long as there is any sperm in your balls.

The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

----the power to hold your breath until your die-----

The power to ignore useful information

Pointless Super Powers