- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to laugh at migits at inapropriet times.

The ability to read. No wait that is actually helpful. Never mind.

the power to make a fart that kills people when no one is around you

The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

The power to level up on a game which you can't level up on.

The power to fight Chuck Norris... and lose.

The power to make every single person in the world hate you and want you dead.

The power to die and come back to life in the middle of a crossfire between two tanks.

The power to jump higher than a speeding bullet and run faster than a tall building.

The power to make a woman be quiet but only during sex.

the ability to give a potato an orgasm

when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on it .....

The power to change laws if you're allowed to.

The power to make someone hate crayons by poking your left eyebrow while looking at them.

The power to be immune to any type of radiation, unless it has something from the periodic table.

The power to take a s*** on people

The power to shit for 5 days

Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power uncontrollably explode expensive cars

the power two peel m&ms -jesse

The ability to read your own mind

ability to levitate using my fart...

The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

the power to know when a politician is lying

Pointless Super Powers