ability to swim superhuman fast, but only if you're completely naked and dry

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The power to have 50%-78% water in your body

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The ability to hover slightly above the ground on Wednesdays.

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The power to write a moral under each comment. ( Just a thought: when did most of these become superpowers? I mean is women`s period become superpower? And becoming Justin Beiber? A superpower? I need to change my definition...)

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The ability to fly for 14 seconds every decade.

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The power to do unto others as you do unto yourself

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The power to live.

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The power to have a unique fart smell

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The ability to turn anything into a belt.

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The power to live,but only when you are dead

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The power to cause any car accident, but only when someone you love would be in it

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the power to put paper to your nose and blow strange liqeud type substance into it.

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The power to be able to fall asleep instantly

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The power of tasting irresistibly delishush whenever anyone gets hungry.

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The power to smash people's heads in with things.

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the power to be like charlie sheen and relize that my score is 0

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The power to die from darting too hard

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The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

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The power to make people work and read ????

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The power to be a GOD with your imagination

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The power to burst into flames (Like the Human Torch), but immediately burn to death after doing so.

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The power to speak braille.

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the power to be the best looking person but only to rapists.

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The power to have anything in the world you will never ever need in your life

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!